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fire lumb Show more

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Lumb boundaries, pls read before following me Show more

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goat selfies, eye contact, conspiracy lumb meme Show more

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Literally what it's like every single time I see @webweaver irl:

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I refuse to apologize. In fact, you're welcome.

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#IntroToot Show more

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Just making spooky ghost noises to try and attract a mate.

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First month of 🍞&🌹 was a success! I had so much fun. We made friends, shared food, and shared ideas. We even had a strong mastodon presence! Next month is going to be even bigger, with a coloring and sign making table, and opportunities to perform! Anyone that's portland local is welcome to DM me about the event. #BreadAndRoses

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*ground rumbles as we begin to emerge - shrieking in unison*

NIGHT CREW
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A server I set up maybe six hours ago is getting soooo many ssh login attempts. wtf why

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My main requirement for a movie is that at some point it must have a character who, overwhelmed by emotion, looks grimly out at the gorgeously filmed landscape that expresses their inner turmoil

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i have no self control and i must scream

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Massive ticket check setup on Beaverton TC PDX folks

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begging for money to avoid large overdraft fee Show more

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lewd adjacent Show more

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If we're mufos and you want me to boost your selfies and nudes?
Tag me the fuck in!

Nope nope this is not it. Logging back off sorry sorry.

The asshole is just the poop chute of the human body.

When the moon hits ur eye like a sandwich thrown at you that's amore.

Friendly reminder that if red is talking he should shut up nerd.

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The Lamp Institute

The Lamp Institute is an educational institution for those who have felt the drawn of its warm, soft light. The lamp is good. All hail the Lamp.

"I'm gay!"

-Lumb