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she got that girl-from-the-ring kinda thing going on (eye contact) Show more

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GoFundMe, Asking for Help Show more

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shut the FUCK up time is not a decepticon

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All of my advice and everything that I post is satirical and should not be taken seriously 😘

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Literally what it's like every single time I see @webweaver irl:

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I refuse to apologize. In fact, you're welcome.

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#IntroToot Show more

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Just making spooky ghost noises to try and attract a mate.

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Me, watching music videos on the youtuber.

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Like, God, there's so much handwringing about how the fuck we're gonna recruit edgy white boys.

Quick question: why would we actively make organizing spaces more hostile to EVERYBODY ELSE to accommodate ~edgy~ boys who have never once ever expressed any interest in or capacity to be any help to anybody?

Why do I want someone who'll drive off 10 activists and needs constant babysitting?

They're drowning? Let them fucking drown.

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I am embarrassingly into Jack Harlow's album Loose rn but look at these lyrics

'I got faith in humanity
She got ass like a manatee
That's a whole lot of ass if you askin' me'

😂😂😂

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Lewd 🙈 Show more

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@bryn fart ing on the subway in protest of crime

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Not being able to like someone's like is a major bug IMO

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ive always had this stupid desire to make a utility operating system that looks like those dos/grub/etc installers...

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I’ve got the most amazing girlfriend in the world, sorry to everybody who’s not also dating her.

I’m allowed to be a scientist and a witch 👏

Hi I’m Lumb and I love my girlfriend.

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Work on your internalised misogyny ladies, if you do you can have a life full of incredibly beautiful women complimenting each other and being beautiful TOGETHER 10/10/10

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Funny how people get annoyed when you start asking them about their medical history unprompted and telling them how good it is they haven't given up. Not invasive and patronising at all.

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The worst thing about being disabled is other people.

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hi, *please* tag your selfies and eye contact?
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