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fire lumb Show more

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Lumb boundaries, pls read before following me Show more

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kin discourse Show more

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goat selfies, eye contact, conspiracy lumb meme Show more

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I refuse to apologize. In fact, you're welcome.

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#IntroToot Show more

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Just making spooky ghost noises to try and attract a mate.

Gonna start calling power moves, lumb moves.

sharing kofi link (sorry) (boosts would be cool tho) Show more

Tomorrow im gonna buy that fucking lamp for my nightstand, its gonna improve my life so much even if its not the kind i originally wanted

@Lumb this is true!!! beans make wonderful bracelets that you can munch on while on the go!

While you were off chasing cuties and having fun, I was working on my doctorate in Blade Studies.

look at this thing. This is an ancestor of all whales and dolphins. it has HOOVES for crying out loud

Getting arrested for illegally parking my shitpost on your timeline.

might fuck around and think about beans for the next 3 years straight

it's wild how many skills in life boil down to "read the instructions and do the thing"

trying to find that perfect work-life-40 hours of videogames balance

lately people have been paying me a compliment i have trouble accepting. two people in particular may have launched a campaign of sorts to call me this. i guess after a while i need to internalize it and accept that yes, i am quite good at getting the copier to work u_u

Checkers is the same exact thing as chess. Why call them different things? I’m glad you asked, it all goes back to the early 1940’s when women weren’t allowed to own pottery or glasswares.

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The Lamp Institute

The Lamp Institute is an educational institution for those who have felt the drawn of its warm, soft light. The lamp is good. All hail the Lamp.

"I'm gay!"

-Lumb