@goat
In situations like these I am reminded of the words of the wise philosopher, Tech N9ne;
"If you don't wanna get knocked over, get the hell out the mosh pit baby."

Hope that helps! ^_^

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First month of 🍞&🌹 was a success! I had so much fun. We made friends, shared food, and shared ideas. We even had a strong mastodon presence! Next month is going to be even bigger, with a coloring and sign making table, and opportunities to perform! Anyone that's portland local is welcome to DM me about the event. #BreadAndRoses

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*ground rumbles as we begin to emerge - shrieking in unison*

NIGHT CREW
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@dankwraith
Yeah but they're trying ports like 32255 and 40488 like. come on. just try 420. it's right there

A server I set up maybe six hours ago is getting soooo many ssh login attempts. wtf why

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My main requirement for a movie is that at some point it must have a character who, overwhelmed by emotion, looks grimly out at the gorgeously filmed landscape that expresses their inner turmoil

@pbandkate
Scream ur gay lil heart out kate, if anybody gives you shit, hit them in the eye.

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i have no self control and i must scream

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@pbandkate
Hell no, embrace the energy, vibe it up kate beans. Go set a police station on fire

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Massive ticket check setup on Beaverton TC PDX folks

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@pizza
congratulation ur a real gamer gurl now

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