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Cadence has a really cute lil rodent pls go tell them you love them

If you don't tell my friends they're hot I'll poison you

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one.

I just changed a lightbulb, there’s no punch line sorry.

I, I need to tell you something.

The floor is lava aaaaaa!!!!

@Lumb
Show them all the canines they possess inside....
Ask them to oooopen wide
And make it easier
To extract those molars
And remind them all to floss with me

@Lumb fun fact: when I asked if I could keep them because I grew them, you know, the nurse said no I didn’t grow them god did. ?!?!

Gargling a handful of teeth to keep my breath fresh.

Children are our future. Teeth them and let them lead the way.

Eugene naming this site mastodon/breast tooth was a cunning move in retrospect

A bag of teeth that has ‘Road snacks’ written on the front in sharpie

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The Lamp Institute

The Lamp Institute is an educational institution for those who have felt the drawn of its warm, soft light. The lamp is good. All hail the Lamp.

"I'm gay!"

-Lumb