Oh hey we boostin lewds or whut

cishet people trying to understand pronouns

halloween costume progress: i just have the corset for sure - but even then, It'd be nice to attach those cups to it or something. I'm iffy on the gloves. kinda like em, not sure if fishnets would be nicer.

To summon me automatically, do any of the following:
-saying anything about being poly in a crowded room
-getting talked over by friends when you had something to contribute
-baking anything
-get hit on by a dude for no reason, and look for a way out
-wear something shiny

-fiddle jewelry
-fancy cheeses
-hugs, but, like, you mean it
-weed that looks like christmas trees
-books.

I NEED a way to look at my own toots without all my boosts, and save certain ones without pinning them.

Hell
An d I cannot stress this enough
Yeah

Cats are cutest when they are in Murder Mode that's science.

Telling a dog they can't run like the wind until their feet give out is like telling your kid they gotta get a shitty job for 20 years, but like, you gotta do it over and over.

When I say Hell Yeah.
I mean. Hell. Yeah.

Bro do you even lift?
Heh, yeah, bro I lift! Eyeliner from Walgreens !

Me @ my face rn: i have no idea what you're doing but i love you

Smelling good is lesbian culture.
I feel I can speak for everyone when I say: white boys can appropriate this.

Walking into game shops hosting Magic sessions and stapling printed copies of this toot to the nearest flat surfaces and immediately dipping without saying a word.

ASMR: me just saying 'hell yeah' to myself and then giggling

ASMR: me gently talking to myself bob ross style while I continue to fuck this cateye up 3 ways from sunday like i Meant To Do That

But no seriously cannot stress enough: smell is important. Find one that works for you.
Oh, what, you thought they all were supposed to 'work'?
U thought.

I literally have different smells for the different seasons. I will pick a smell out of season if I want to Positively Associate a certain person I'm seeing that day with the nostalgia of when we met, two seasons ago.
This is real life magic and you smelly boys are very welcome to this tidbit.

God I am incredible y'all are so welcome.

Hell yeah.

Hell.......