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currently got the federated timeline on text to speech send me jokes

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selfie, eye contact, boosts ok Show more

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Your heart is a muscle, the size of a rat.
so keep on loving, keep on fighting,
and hold on,
hold on to your rat

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

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a complexity theorist discovers that runic magic is turing-complete, constructs a runestone supercluster to shake the heavens

An instance where you can ONLY POST NO BOOST NO LIKE ONLY POST

An instance where each post boost costs you points. You gain points by liking, replying and boosting over peoples content.

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Boost and I'll give you a space cowboy name.

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young me: programs in the future are gonna be so fast and efficient

me stepping through a time portal: your work chat program will take 3GB of memory and load an entire web browser to initialize

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If you see someone on mastodon.social using a cross-poster from Twitter and never actually posting/responding here, please report them. I think that can be reasonably considered spam.

*blows a kiss at the ethernet cable* for hatsune miku

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The Lamp Institute

The Lamp Institute is an educational institution for those who have felt the drawn of its warm, soft light. The lamp is good. All hail the Lamp.