It's me, Ya Goat, Goat.
Emoji Queen, Tech Witch, Hacker
P R A I S E Y O U R S Y S A D M I N
Local timeline, sorted by proximity not instances
nut nut nut on the butt
currently got the federated timeline on text to speech send me jokes
Fuck youuuuuuuu goat
selfie, eye contact, boosts ok Show more
real sleepy bitch hours, who up? not us@grufwub
me and wife ❤️
Your heart is a muscle, the size of a rat.so keep on loving, keep on fighting, and hold on,hold on to your rat
your heart is a muscle the size of a rat
a complexity theorist discovers that runic magic is turing-complete, constructs a runestone supercluster to shake the heavens
Shes dead now
An instance where you can ONLY POST NO BOOST NO LIKE ONLY POST
An instance where each post boost costs you points. You gain points by liking, replying and boosting over peoples content.
Hey who wants my private key
Boost and I'll give you a space cowboy name.
young me: programs in the future are gonna be so fast and efficient
me stepping through a time portal: your work chat program will take 3GB of memory and load an entire web browser to initialize
If you see someone on mastodon.social using a cross-poster from Twitter and never actually posting/responding here, please report them. I think that can be reasonably considered spam.
*blows a kiss at the ethernet cable* for hatsune miku
The Lamp Institute is an educational institution for those who have felt the drawn of its warm, soft light. The lamp is good. All hail the Lamp.