The average person will bristle if you say their father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that their great-grandfather was a pirate.

My mom would not let me see the pirate movie because it was rated rrrrr.

The average person will bristle if you say their father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that their great- grandfather was a pirate.

There is nothing like the smell of cannon fire in the morning.

A pirate spreading misery and ruin over the face of the ocean.

I’m a pirate, a weather beaten pirate, am sailing foreva

Loot is first and wimpeople second. Because if ye have the first ye’ll have the second, but if ye have the second ye won’t have the first for long!

A Pirate’s favorite movie is one that is rated “ARRRR”!

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