Even pirates, before they attack another ship, hoist a black flag.

How much does the pirate pay for an ear piercing? … A buccaneer! (buck- in- ear…)

I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, A poet, a pawn and a king; I've been up and down and over and out, And I know one thing; Each time I find myself flat on my face, I pick myself up and get back in the race.

The average person will bristle if you say their father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that their great- grandfather was a pirate.

The existence of the sea means the existence of pirates.

If ye thinks he be ready to sail a beauty, ye better be willin’ to sink with her.

Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?

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The Lamp Institute

The Lamp Institute is an educational institution for those who have felt the drawn of its warm, soft light. The lamp is good. All hail the Lamp.

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