Even pirates, before they attack another ship, hoist a black flag.

How much does the pirate pay for an ear piercing? … A buccaneer! (buck- in- ear…)

I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, A poet, a pawn and a king; I've been up and down and over and out, And I know one thing; Each time I find myself flat on my face, I pick myself up and get back in the race.

The average person will bristle if you say their father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that their great- grandfather was a pirate.

The existence of the sea means the existence of pirates.

If ye thinks he be ready to sail a beauty, ye better be willin’ to sink with her.

Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?

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The Lamp Institute

The Lamp Institute is an educational institution for those who have felt the drawn of its warm, soft light. The lamp is good. All hail the Lamp.

"I'm gay!"

-Lumb