Ye can swab the poop deck, but ye can't poop on the swab deck.

Right from the Voyage og Noah, surviving was by sailing. Avast ye! and sail against the tides.

There is something I must tell you…I am not left- handed!

Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

A pirate spreading misery and ruin over the face of the ocean.

Pirate’s code: First freedom and the captain. Second the loot, third woperson and the rum and at the end no mercy if they not immediately surrender!

There comes a time in most people's lives where they feel the need to raise the Black Flag.

Give me freedom or give me the rope. For I shall not take the shackles that subjugate the poor to uphold the rich.

Avast ye landlubbers! Ye can throw ye lunch in Davy Jones’ locker, but not yer homework!

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The Lamp Institute

The Lamp Institute is an educational institution for those who have felt the drawn of its warm, soft light. The lamp is good. All hail the Lamp.

"I'm gay!"

-Lumb