Pinned toot

ah, the horrible dilemma of wanting to go out and see people but also never ever wanting to leave the apartment.

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KonMari Method: Keep only those things that speak to the heart, and discard items that no longer spark joy.

Katamari Method: Roll your stuff up in a ball, put it in space

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okay, I went grocery shopping,

That's enough in-person interaction for the day.

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How would anyone even know that the big has struck gold

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**ALERT**
Your security camera detected movement on: 10 Daily Java January 2019, 03:32 am.
Footage:

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User on sunbeam.city: Hello everyone! I'm new here. My interests include crocheting, gardening and electronics. Looking forward to sharing tips with you all!

*One month later*

User: Capitalism must fall sooner rather than later, or else it will take our planet with it. We must dispose of the Capitalist pigs now. No cops, no borders, no landlords. The time for revolution is coming. This vegan curry I just made is delicious.

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every heist team needs at minimum one (1) shitposter.

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Dunkjng on american capitalism Show more

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painfully hilarious, ironic, dystopian reality Show more

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enby time! (selfies, eye contact, boosts fuel me) Show more

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why couldn't investigators read bigfoot's texts? Show more

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